Stella Future

Stella Future

Age: NewAge

Favorite Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Favorite Hobby: Traveling in other directions or in other dimensions

Favorite Celebrity: Sally Ride

Favorite Expression: Out of this world!

Favorite Movie: Lost In Space

Favorite Quote: "The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behavior control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers." (Lewis Thomas)

Stella, an army brat who views traveling as an obviously superior form of existence, has settled down temporarily for a college education. She flitted from astronomy to astrology, astrophysics to numerology, before acquiring an interest in yet another science after seeing a T-shirt that read "Beam me up, Scotty! There are no intelligent lifeforms on this planet!" Stella was immediately convinced that there must have been a Sapient lifeform on earth at one time, so began coursework in paleontology.

Stella has developed what she calls the "Jurassic Star Trek Theory," namely that dinosaurs were not only of superior intelligence, but could also foretell the future. When their greatest shaman prophesied that a bipedal ape-like creature would come to dominate the world, and then develop the means for universal mass destruction, the dinosaurs figured, "Why wait?" So some beamed themselves to other planets, and the rest committed their own form of mass destruction by consuming too much fast food.

After graduation Stella intends to apply for a government grant to advance her theory-virtually guaranteed funding-then join NASA to pursue universal applications.


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